Critical Thinking To Go: Dodging The Pepperoni Pizza Fallacy

Today we commonly hear in the news journalistic items about religion and politics, or faith and something else, where the suggested "duo du jour" usually sit in opposition to one another. One could do this, of course, just as easily with other areas of human thought, as with sociology vs. history, or economics vs. psychology. But most people do not seem nearly as interested in this exercise as they seem anxious to set "religion" over against whatever other area they might find interesting.

But this represents quite an odd way to view things (at the very best), and one might rightly call it propaganda (at the worst) in many instances. You see, life does not come at us in slices, as though it were one very large pepperoni pizza to go. When humans experience an event, we do not encounter it in a parade of neatly snipped segments, as though the civil war first showed us its psychological effects, then came its economic aspects, only after which we then got a look at its technological innovations.

Just as with the runningback who grasps a fumbled football in the midst of many linesmen, life happens to us "all at once." Only after taking in an historically important event, and reflecting on it a bit, can we slice it up to study some of parts or aspects in isolation from the others -- as pundits might do, say, in an economics textbook. This, of course, makes students especially prone to confuse the way things happen on paper with how they occur on a battlefield, or in the midst of a revolution.

Now this fallacy -- the error of confusing real life with its written counterpart, does not show up in informal logic texts. But it should, since it clearly misleads many these days.

So, what to call it? I at first tried the "fallacy of compartmentalized reality." But the students in my head just blurted out, "WhatEVER." Then I mused, "fallacy of reflective segmenting." But I didn't understand that one myself. Finally, I landed on the more user-friendly label, the "Pepperoni Pizza" fallacy. Surely students could grab and digest this supreme combination of words (or was that "combination supreme"?).

By way of illustration, I recently engaged a lively proponent of Mr. Darwin's views. In the course of our discussion, he suggested that evolutionary notions merely comprised "biological theories," and that I had mistakenly inquired about the ethics of it all. Here, the pepperoni began to fly.

He didn't seem to realize (as Mr. Darwin clearly did) that theories we might properly call "biological," (or scientific) can -- and often do -- have obvious ethical implications. Ideas have logical effects not restricted to one academic field. You cannot win a debate by simply putting an arbitrary fence around an idea and yelling at its offspring, "Now stay!" Like illegal aliens, they tend to jump the borders when you aren't looking.

This means that Darwinism, neo-Darwinism and "Punctuationism," like all other ideas, have logical consequences (implications) that affect every area of human thought and life. This is why you can find evolutionary ideas discussed in psychology textbooks, history books, and even pop magazines.

In any case, evading or ignoring certain aspects of an idea's logical consequences to gain the upper hand in a debate -- or else to keep one's ship from sinking altogether -- now has a name. Armed with this knowlegde, you can clearly and distinctly show others when the need arises, that life tranpires only as a set of integrated circumstances, and that ideas have logical effects not properly limited to any one academic field.

Reality and logic do not come made-to-order with extra cheese, so you don't get a discount on them with a coupon. To make a good case, then, we must follow the rules of valid and sound reasoning.

Carson Day has written approximately 1.3 gazillion articles and essays, many with very insightful, if alternative, viewpoints. He presently writes for Ophir Gold Corporation, and specialized in the history of ideas in college. He has been quoted in the past as saying "What box?" and remains at large despite the best efforts of the civil authorities.

You can visit the Ophir Gold Corporation blogsites at http://scriberight.blogspot.com (Writing With Power), http://ophirgoldcorp.blogspot.com (OGC's Free Web Traffic), or http://ophirgold.blogspot.com (Church and State 101)

In The News:


The Guardian

Brede Hangeland says players must buy into Roy Hodgson's philosophy
The Guardian
... Brede Hangeland, believes Roy Hodgson's greatest challenge will be to mould England's high-profile players into a coherent team, with the Fulham defender insistent the national side can flourish if they buy into the new manager's philosophy.
Egil Olsen: Wise old head plotting a fresh England defeatThe Independent
He's playing a long game: Roy's warming up... the real test is FranceDaily Mail
NORWAY COACH EGIL OLSEN EYES UP A WINNERDaily Star
Telegraph.co.uk
all 1,334 news articles »

Stanford Report

Stanford philosopher examines why some things should not be for sale
Stanford Report
Philosophy Professor Debra Satz explores the moral limits of free markets in a democratic society. By Corrie Goldman In addition to harming children, the market for child labor harms society since uneducated children make unproductive workers and poor ...


Stuff.co.nz

New role, same philosophy for Matson: Win
Stuff.co.nz
Tabai Matson is champing at the bit to coach Canterbury after being promoted into the top job on the departure of Rob Penney. TONY SMITH reports. New coach Tabai Matson doubts he will have to motivate the Canterbury rugby team this year with "a legacy" ...

and more »

County supervisors debate 'budget philosophy'
Camp Verde Bugle
By Scott Orr PRESCOTT -- The Yavapai County Board of Supervisors spent about an hour Monday discussing what Supervisor Chip Davis called "budget philosophy." Last week, Davis, who represents district 3, was unhappy with the way the board was to deal ...


CBC.ca

Canucks GM's philosophy of change doesn't include Vigneault
Ottawa Citizen
By Elliott Pap, Postmedia News May 23, 2012 Head coach Alain Vigneault of the Vancouver Canucks watches from the bench during the NHL game against the Phoenix Coyotes at Jobing.com Arena on February 28, 2012 in Glendale, Arizona.
Ryan Kesler's agent unimpressed by coach's dismissal of shoulder injury, but ...Victoria Times Colonist

all 449 news articles »

“Free Will” by Sam Harris
Washington Post
Philosophy FREE WILL By Sam Harris Free Press. 83 pp. Paperback, $9.99 Have you ever wondered why you did something? I'm not talking about some momentous, life-altering decision, but such ordinary matters as what led you to purchase this newspaper or ...


Cricket: Sammy sticks by West Indies philosophy
WalesOnline
West Indies captain Darren Sammy does not intend to abandon the side's current philosophy despite criticism from the likes of Michael Holding and Ramnaresh Sarwan. Many of the problems affecting the depleted touring team are down to individual player ...

and more »

Encyclopedia on Buddhist philosophy released in Moscow
Russia & India Report
Encyclopedia on Buddhist philosophy brought out by the Institute of Philosophy, Russian Academy of Sciences, was released in Moscow on May 23. The book release took place in the presence of scholars from France, India, Iran, Japan, Lithuania, Russia, ...


Comics: Philosophy and Practice with Spiegelman, Crumb, Seth, Ware, Bechdel ...
Bleeding Cool News
A different kind of comic con came to Chicago this past weekend as the University of Chicago hosted Comics: Philosophy and Practice, a three-day academic conference that hosted the biggest names in the history of alternative comics and graphic novels.
NATO Schamto! Comics: Philosophy and Practice Conference is Big NewsHuffington Post
Chris Ware's Building Stories will be a big box of little comicsComic Book Resources

all 3 news articles »

OregonLive.com

Charles Krauthammer: For an addict, when the Nationals do well, a new ...
Press Herald
A very serviceable philosophy when your team is terrible. But I need a new philosophy now. The Nationals are good: young, swift, exciting -- and in first place in the National League East. They've got an electric 19-year-old, the aforementioned Harper, ...
Finally, the joy of winningNew York Daily News

all 25 news articles »
Google News

Darius and the US Postal Service

DARIUS: - Coins bearing his visage are found in the... Read More

My Insight into Numerology

From time to time, we wonder about the mystery that... Read More

Teilhard de Chardin

FATHER PIERRE TEILHARD de CHARDIN:He is one of my heroes... Read More

The Keltoi

The CIA's motto is "You shall know the truth and... Read More

Some Ponderable Questions

I am nothing if not inquisitive. Ask any person who... Read More

Slavers Claim To be Slaves - Taxation

The United States of America was planned by elite members... Read More

Youre Wrong

Isn't it amazing how often you're wrong? I mean that... Read More

Infinity - Feynman

RICHARD FEYNMAN: - I had the great pleasure of watching... Read More

Evolution and Exorcisms

EVOLUTION: More surprising to me as I consider where my... Read More

Future Shock

Futurists like Alvin Toffler and his wife are important parts... Read More

Extra Terrestrial Genetic Defect Myth

There is a large contingency of people who believe in... Read More

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Web

I really believe there are things nobody would see if... Read More

Socrates Warned Us But We Killed Him

The ability to do something that requires generations to develop... Read More

Nature Worship

NATURE WORSHIP: - Wicca and witchcraft or other shamanic attunements... Read More

Simple Words

The words, the thoughts, the processes go on and on.As... Read More

Reducing Human Population Growth

Due to the indoctrination of World Religions and their control... Read More

The Magi

I find no real fault in Constantine's inclusion or plagiarization... Read More

Checked Into Nirvana. Where Is Joy?

Eckhart Tolle lived upto his twenty ninth year in a... Read More

The Cosmic Eggs

One of the ancient Seven Wonders of the World is... Read More

Father Ernetti and the Philosophers Stone

And there will be many 'experts' who say that light... Read More

The Galileo Conspiracy: 5 Questions Your Science Professors Hope You Never Ask

As a young lad, I took on my first scientific... Read More

Fire Walkers

DERVISH: - Whirling and ecstatically altering their conscious and soul... Read More

The Knowledge Filter

"[I often get] the feeling that the very concept of... Read More

Guerrilla Mythbusting: 5 Snappy Rules For Spotting and Exposing Popular Nonsense

College students tend to wax enthusiastic about the lessons they... Read More

Platos Atlantis: Fact, Fiction or Prophecy?

Atlantis is often described as paranormal or mythical, but is... Read More